dude i was at walmart for black friday and they had a bin of towels for $1.99 and when the dude cut open the bin everyone went fucking nuts and people were like throwing towels everywhere and omg
but there was this random dude who just charged into the crowd, threw his hands up, looked at the ceiling and screamed “TOOOOOOWELSSSSSSSSSSS” and fucking dove half into the bin i almost started crying
(Source: chestermcbadbatt, via mistletoe-snow)
No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?
Just me January?
Forever alone February?
No man march?
I just had to reblog this again.
abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up junejust my hand july
always alone august
sexless september
only me october?
Guys i love you and this made me cry. i love this site.
(Source: coryy, via self-harmer-storiesof-a-deadgirl)